I love my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah… I know, don’t throw up.
(Stay with me, this goes somewhere, I promise.)
There are many reasons for this love, most of which are unexplainable, but the explainable reasons I can list… One is that, purposely, BF doesn’t take too long in the shower, just so I get my share of hot water. Because:
a) it’s important to conserve water
b) it’s important to not use too much hot water and
c) he obviously loves me too. Kudos to you boyfrand! (I’ll go get your spew bags.)
Now I know how Rose from Titanic felt when Jack let her have free reign on the plank… Although there was enough room for him (greedy Rose).
What’s even better is when the hot water is instant, so I don’t have to wait for it to heat up. This, in my opinion, is mostly imperative during the colder seasons, because no one needs to spend longer than 5 seconds starkers, in what may as well be zero-degree-temperatures when you’re unclothed…
A- AM *shiver* I *teeth chatter* R- RIGHT? …
Cheer-Captain: … Can we go home now?
Sigh. Yes, you can. Way to have my back guys.
Sorry, I digress.
… Or what about when you need to wash your hands and it’s cold, the kind of cold that makes you want to stay in bed rather than get up to use the loo – Eek!!! … Oh wait, someone’s in there. OH WAIT – did I just hear the toilet flush? AND did I hear that distinctive squeak of a hot water tap turning? … Does this mean I won’t get frostbite by practising good hygiene, because it’ll soon be my turn to use it next?
HECK TO-THE YES!
Cheerleaders: GO HOT WATER, GO!
Aww you came back!
Cheer-Captain: How could we not? Hot water is AWESOME!
Don’t get me wrong, I could live without hot water, I’m grateful that I have it – instant or not – but it’s that one little luxury I enjoy.
*Note: I was referring to the winter temperatures in Queensland, a state in Australia known as the “Sunshine State”… So yeah, our winters aren’t that bad, I’m just a sook ;).
Oh, and because I’ve been held up with offline chaos, here’s some cool GIF’s to-do with water, that I hope you will accept as a token of my sincere apologies:
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